“Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers" (2004)


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Jószef Arpád Koppay, Lion and Woman with Devil Bat Wings Chained Together; date unknown. [via]

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

The Goonies (1985)

Carrie (1976)

Flowers at Longwood Gardens Pennsylvania.
One more hit and you'll get better,
Tin foil, cigarettes, but it's not okay.
This is not an after-school special,
This is primetime, reload, and heroin.